Java with Joe Bag of Doughnuts

Hodor?!?

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:13:33 -0500

Hodor?!?

It’s Coffee Time! Bring It…….

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:03:21 -0500

It’s Coffee Time!

Bring It…….

Happy Mother’s Day!

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:27:19 -0500

Happy Mother’s Day!

I played D&D before it was cool….

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:43:40 -0500

I played D&D before it was cool….

Every girl wants a pony dumbass…….

Sat, 11 May 2013 08:38:11 -0500

Every girl wants a pony dumbass…….

lanimalu: I felt like drawing fem!Bilbo working in her garden...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:36:46 -0500

lanimalu:

I felt like drawing fem!Bilbo working in her garden and I was pretty motivated.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 12:27:46 -0500

So it’s another Friday night, and that means a lot of...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:18:02 -0500

So it’s another Friday night, and that means a lot of single guys will be out and on the prowl. Why not take a page from the Wil Wheaton playbook and impress the ladies with a new manly sweater? You can get yours here.

Shark Attack II

Fri, 10 May 2013 05:55:35 -0500

Shark Attack II

collegehumor: The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:37:56 -0500

collegehumor:

The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

I see things like this and it makes me wonder how many of these twidiots realize that this is a remake of a 1974 movie that starred Robert Redford, Mia Farrow, Bruce Dern and Sam Waterston. Hollywood hasn’t created anything new or original since the 80’s.

tacgnol: paralysedbeaver: Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:27:51 -0500

tacgnol:

paralysedbeaver:

Shaun of the Dead (2003), Hot Fuzz (2007), The World’s End (2013) [x,x,x]

I’m so happy someone already made this photoset

Spock vs Spock

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:54:36 -0500

Spock vs Spock

So as I was drinking my coffee this morning (no doubt with milk...

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:12:58 -0500

So as I was drinking my coffee this morning (no doubt with milk from some raw Hell’s Kitchen steak) I started to reevaluate my feelings about Gordon Ramsay. For years he has been a personal hero of mine, but after watching the latest episodes of Hell’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares last night I’ve come to the conclusion that he is now more TV Buffoon than a Chef worthy of respect. What a sad realization for me.

I love cooking shows, and especially love cooking competition shows, but over the last three years Ramsay has singlehandedly turned these types of entertainment into a low brow combination of Jerry Springer meets The Jersey Shore. Enough is enough, at least for me. Why series like Masterchef would soil their reputation by associating themselves with Ramsay is beyond me.

Have you seen the contestants he has garnered for Hell’s Kitchen over the last few years? I personally wouldn’t want to eat in any restaurant they had a part in. These foul mouthed trailer trash “cooks” aren’t fit to flip burgers at some backwater McDonald’s and yet Ramsay is grooming them to run one of his signature high profile restaurants. These people aren’t cooks, they are reality show rejects with a chef coat.

Personally, I don’t care how many Michelin stars Ramsay has accumulated over the years, what he has done to his reputation by hamming it up for reality TV audiences has irreparably damaged it in my eyes. The man is no Tom Colicchio, that much is for sure. Ramsay needs to stop seeing how many times he can get bleeped and go back to his roots and shows like Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course. A show which highlights his cooking ability and not his use of brow furrowing expletives. Speaking of which, who the hell has a Grand Canyon worth of ridges in their brow by the age of 46. What the hell is up with that?

wafflesforstephanie: You know out of context this looks really...

Wed, 08 May 2013 01:53:25 -0500

wafflesforstephanie:

You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.

Out of context my arse! I’ve been convinced for years that little girls are inherently evil. The Powerpuff girls are part of the reason I came to that conclusion….

Ray Harryhausen was a boyhood hero of mine, so much so that as a...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:12:51 -0500

Ray Harryhausen was a boyhood hero of mine, so much so that as a young boy I checked out his book “The Fantasy Scrapbook” from the local library and never returned it. I still have it somewhere around here in a box and can only imagine what the late fees are on it.

When I was around 12 my father gave me his old 8mm camera and a tripod and I spent hours animating a clay figure of Tars Tarkus a character from a book by another boyhood hero, Edgar Rice Burroughs. I was never able to get the film developed due to an accident that resulted in the film being exposed when the film compartment opened up. It was still time well spent the way I see it.

Movies like Jason and the Argonauts and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad were to me back in those days what Star Wars is now. While the acting may have been cheesy in those movies the marvelous creatures created by Mr. Harryhausen were well worth the price of admission. The world is a slightly less magical place now that he is gone.

Vader’s Little Princess

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:41:02 -0500

Vader’s Little Princess

Love has an expiration date, and should always be refrigerated...

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:11:52 -0500

Love has an expiration date, and should always be refrigerated after opening. It’s like a jar of pickles….

Mmmm….Pancake Baths!

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:32:00 -0500

Mmmm….Pancake Baths!

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Tue, 07 May 2013 08:30:22 -0500

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Tue, 07 May 2013 01:14:01 -0500