“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” -Bilbo Baggins
At some point while I was sleeping last night, my blog reached 1,000 followers. I am so happy to have so many of you enjoying my personal brand of crazy. I am very thankful to have you all along for the ride. I really need to give a special thanks though to Mr. Wil Wheaton. Honestly, without his reblogging of some of my stuff it is obvious that many of you wouldn’t even know I exist. I am a huge fan of his, and I am very pleased that he enjoys my sense of humor.
For those of you who are new to my blog, I should probably warn you that as happy as I am to have you here, at some point I am probably going to say something or post something that is going to offend you. I do my best to maintain my “inside voice” filter, but truth be told, I am not very good at it. I am given to random bursts of saying what’s on my mind in no uncertain terms, and sometimes my sense of humor also reflects that particular character flaw. I am human after all and being politically correct is not something that comes naturally to me. So don’t say you weren’t warned.
I suppose the best part about hitting 1,000 followers is that I can finally pay off Davy Jones for that bet I lost after a doomed Carnival cruise to Barbados with the souls of you, my followers. If you should suddenly notice a malignant looking black spot in your palm over the next few days, try not to be too alarmed. It is not melanoma, and I am told that a very nice Kraken will be arriving shortly to help you deal with it. Good Luck and thank you again for following me.
Have fun :)!