This isn’t Mr. Underfoot but this is exactly how he looked when he was a kitten. It is rather amazing that something so cute and cuddly could turn into such a sarcastic spiteful little prick in just three short years.
Mr. Underfoot: I’m not sarcastic. You obviously don’t know what that means do you?
Me: I know what it means, I have Google.
Mr. Underfoot: Then Google The Donner Party, because if you don’t drag your ass out of your blanket fort soon and fill my food dish, I can’t promise you’ll make it through the night.
Me: You’re such a dick!
Mr Underfoot: And I am betting you taste like bacon.
When I was a young man I was very open minded, liberal, and idealistic. When I started a family and a business, I became more conservative and fiscally responsible. As I’ve gotten older I’ve decided that I don’t give a shit what you do, so long as you stay off my lawn, and tell your damn dog to stop barking at all hours of the night.
Life is much simpler now.