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A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Coffee Shop...

rogerwilkerson:


The gift she wants… detail from 1952 Fire King Ad


Call me a little cynical, but I don’t think there has ever been a moment in history when it came to Christmas presents that a woman ever thought to herself; “You know what I want more than anything else this year? I want some frickin’ new dishes that my ungrateful family can eat off of, and make me clean myself every stinkin’ night! Yeah, I want that more than anything else in the world for Christmas! It would make me the happiest woman alive!”
Sorry, I’m just not buying it…..

rogerwilkerson:

The gift she wants… detail from 1952 Fire King Ad

Call me a little cynical, but I don’t think there has ever been a moment in history when it came to Christmas presents that a woman ever thought to herself; “You know what I want more than anything else this year? I want some frickin’ new dishes that my ungrateful family can eat off of, and make me clean myself every stinkin’ night! Yeah, I want that more than anything else in the world for Christmas! It would make me the happiest woman alive!”

Sorry, I’m just not buying it…..

Being a guy, I’ve seen my share of porn over the years. One thing I have never ever understood is how or why any woman in her right mind would want to get naked on a beach.
I mean the feel of wet sand between my toes, or dry sand in my clothes drives me bat shit insane, so just the thought of sand getting in other places more intimate places gives me serious heebie jeebies just thinking about it. How the hell do you women deal with the whole “sand in my hoohah” thing?

Being a guy, I’ve seen my share of porn over the years. One thing I have never ever understood is how or why any woman in her right mind would want to get naked on a beach.

I mean the feel of wet sand between my toes, or dry sand in my clothes drives me bat shit insane, so just the thought of sand getting in other places more intimate places gives me serious heebie jeebies just thinking about it. How the hell do you women deal with the whole “sand in my hoohah” thing?

(Source: sweatycaptions)